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Jesus Christ - his weed is NUTS!

 

" Jesus Christ - his weed is NUTS! I'm not much of a weed guy - I'll take whatever pills you have - but the weed, man, always hits me wrong. But you try and say no to Willie Nelson when he goes [pretends to take a toke and waves it in my direction], man, you CAN'T do it! "


-Johnny Knoxville
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This quote is just one of 9 total Johnny Knoxville quotes in our collection. Johnny Knoxville is known for saying 'Jesus Christ - his weed is NUTS! I'm not much of a weed guy - I'll take whatever pills you have - but the weed, man, always hits me wrong. But you try and say no to Willie Nelson when he goes [pretends to take a toke and waves it in my direction], man, you CAN'T do it!' as well as some of the following quotes.

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"I should quit, but man we have so much fun."
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"Hit him in the ding ding!""
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